Circle Of Random FactsOnce again, thanks to being a part of :iconTemplate93:'s livestreams has taught me something random and interesting! So thank you!Circle Of Random Facts by Count-Author
Remember the song "Circle Of Life" from everyone's favorite childhood memory, The Lion King? Remember that AWESOME chanting in the beginning? Well, according to Template, it's actually sang in an African language (Sorry, I dunno which one.) and is literally translated into the most obvious and hilariously boring phrase. "It's A Lion. Oh Look! It's A Lion." No, seriously. That's what it said!
Have fun with your nostalgic childhood memories broken. YEEHEHEHHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I forgot to get a boner...So at some point last night when I was working on my 1000th Deviation Special (Which is almost done, by the way, YAY!) I decided to take a break. And while I was pondering what I was doing with my life, I decided just for shits and giggles, I'd look up this one game that's apparently been one of the talks of cloppers called "Banned From Equestria (Daily) Version 1.4. Why did I look up such a game? I dunno. Boredom and curiosity I guess. The song choices for the game are rather nice, I'll give it that. It has a bunch of 8-bit themes for you to listen to. Now going slightly off topic, it's no secret to anyone that I love Castlevania and its music, but for some odd reason the music just somehow has its way of finding me. It's almost as if Dracula is watching me look up nsfw ponies. Like he's following me... Wanna know why? Because when you play the game and you take the right directions to encounter Fluttershy in the game, you're treated to not only a scene of your character fucking the cI forgot to get a boner... by Count-Author
Random Fact I Learned From Template93Thank you, :icontemplate93: Now this new animal fact is stuck in my head!Random Fact I Learned From Template93 by Count-Author
I was on Template93's livestream and he brought up a REALLY interesting fact about horses. As it were, you know that when humans have unprotected sex and the woman has the man's baby, she is later destined to either miscarry the baby or give birth to it. Well, the thing is, when horses do that, the mare can actually choose whether or not to carry and birth the child or reject it regardless if the stallion's sperm enters the mare or not. In other words, the foal is actually a love child. If the mare chooses to reject the sperm, then she won't have a baby.
Isn't nature fascinating?
If only humans could do that! Then we could all have sex without consequence! But alas, we don't have that ability. So have sex responsibly. If you wish to not have a baby, wear a condom. If you do wish to have a baby, then wait for the right time and prepare for EVERYTHING! Because that's a heavy responsibility to have a child!
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